A friend was kind enough to teach me a poop emoticon keyboard shortcut which will give you an instant pile o’ poop – with eyeballs – right on your screen. Instantly, the thought of poop staring back up struck fear right into my imagination. Upside down and inverted, poop emoticons loosely resemble skulls (or aliens). Ironic, no? Just type :poop: + Enter during your next chat session (confirmed to work on Facebook), and you too can enjoy instantly sharing poop with your friends.
Look into my eyes.