I don’t know how this happened, but somehow, as I peered down between my legs, into the bowl and through the clear toilet water, sitting on the precipice of poop’s edge of the free world was an infinitesimal runt of the litter log shaped exactly like the Nike swoosh. I shit the Nike logo. It was so far beyond belief, but it happened. Some people see the Virgin Mary in a fountain or on a wall. Me? I saw the Nike logo in my poop. Ick.
I grew up playing hoop in Nike shoes, running in Nike shoes, buying Nike shoes in the Nike store. Never, not even for a fleeting moment, did I think I would pass the Nike logo out my backside. It’s almost like flushing a pair of shoes, but not really.
I cannot recall ever having run through poop, though I’ll bet it happened. I ran through mud all the time. There had to be some poop somewhere in all that mud. Maybe this is the world’s twisted way of balancing things out. I don’t know. All I know is that Nike is everywhere these days, even in the toilet.
[This person's poop is not a product of, nor affiliated with, Nike. ~ Editor]
Nike logo in my poop
I don’t know how this happened, but somehow, as I peered down between my legs, into the bowl and through the clear toilet water, sitting on the precipice of poop’s edge of the free world was an infinitesimal runt of the litter log shaped exactly like the Nike swoosh. I shit the Nike logo. It was so far beyond belief, but it happened. Some people see the Virgin Mary in a fountain or on a wall. Me? I saw the Nike logo in my poop. Ick.
I grew up playing hoop in Nike shoes, running in Nike shoes, buying Nike shoes in the Nike store. Never, not even for a fleeting moment, did I think I would pass the Nike logo out my backside. It’s almost like flushing a pair of shoes, but not really.
I cannot recall ever having run through poop, though I’ll bet it happened. I ran through mud all the time. There had to be some poop somewhere in all that mud. Maybe this is the world’s twisted way of balancing things out. I don’t know. All I know is that Nike is everywhere these days, even in the toilet.
[This person's poop is not a product of, nor affiliated with, Nike. ~ Editor]