Letter to PoopSoup: Why am I sleep-pooping? And what’s up with short toilets?

Note of fair warning: The video below starts out funny, progresses to being on the gross side, and finishes up hilariously.

Reader “Sleepy” writes:
Sometimes I wake in the middle of the night to find myself in dire need of a toilet trip. I leap up and stumble my way to the bathroom praying I’ll make it – I ran into a wall one night and a door another, but I always do get there one way or another so I can experience an unnatural birth of a vile substance custom made for a good flushing. Why doesn’t this happen at a normal time of day? By the way, what’s up with short toilets? Are they just for kids?

Thanks,
Sleepy

Dear Sleepy,
Um. Oh my. Our non-expert team of non-physician, non-experts have no idea, but maybe you have a super high metabolism and it’s always rarin’ to go go go. Maybe try more fiber during the morning? As for short toilets: Yeah, for kids I think. And toilet-trained cats.

Now for some real entertainment, check this vid. You gotta watch this to the end for true comic payoff (it’s short).