I was at a holiday bbq this week and had to use the bathroom. Before sitting down, I saw to my horror that someone had left a smudge on the seat. I rooted around under the sink, found some 409 and cleaned it off with some TP.
After sitting down, I saw ANOTHER smudge on the wall under the TP roll. Unbelievable. Then at my feet I saw what looked like years of dark dark dust and a spider in the corner about four inches from my toes. Does anybody ever use this room? I felt like I had walked into the Adams and Bundy Families group bathroom. I shouldn’t have done it, but I opened the bath curtain and saw the blackest dirty tub in existence, complete with rust all around the drain. (It was kind of bizarre because the house was actually nice and seemed clean.)
My biz done, I walked out into the smoky backyard party and found myself searching for someone with a dark smudge on their hand.
The BBQ
I was at a holiday bbq this week and had to use the bathroom. Before sitting down, I saw to my horror that someone had left a smudge on the seat. I rooted around under the sink, found some 409 and cleaned it off with some TP.
After sitting down, I saw ANOTHER smudge on the wall under the TP roll. Unbelievable. Then at my feet I saw what looked like years of dark dark dust and a spider in the corner about four inches from my toes. Does anybody ever use this room? I felt like I had walked into the Adams and Bundy Families group bathroom. I shouldn’t have done it, but I opened the bath curtain and saw the blackest dirty tub in existence, complete with rust all around the drain. (It was kind of bizarre because the house was actually nice and seemed clean.)
My biz done, I walked out into the smoky backyard party and found myself searching for someone with a dark smudge on their hand.